History

Like time before that was written down.

And then rewritten.

If you would like to see a selection of my history, please check out this CV. It tells a story of accomplishment conveniently leaving out a story of failure. I have yet to find the right venue at which to describe the rotten parts of my history. In fact, those smelly soft parts may not actually be history since they are not written down, inscribed in stone tablets that break when dropped, or digitally encoded in flowing electrons.

Do electrons even flow any more? AP Chemistry seems like a decade ago.

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